people think that “floor is lava” is just a game but they are WRONG. to be safe from the flames and burns i carry two chairs with me, standing on one and putting the other in front of me. this is how i have traveled my entire life. the floor is a dangerous place
this is the life i lead
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
did you ever notice that
This man who fixed Woody
Is the same man from the pixar short film Garis game
when he opens his drawers his chess pieces are there
Just showing people who havent noticed that pixar makes us happy whilst crushing our souls
So today my mom and I were shopping and we found some Doctor Who stuff and she said, “Ugh, Doctor Who is for BOYS.”
I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.
C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D
HOLD UP THAT AINT OKAY
you go female Whovians.
my fav part about the sound of music is how there’s an entire musical number devoted to a guy warning a girl about how certain men might turn out to be jerks and how she’s unaware of the dangers of giving her heart away
and then he literally dumps her to become a nazi
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
At first I thought the second gif was Arthur Weasley with his obsession with all things muggle. Then I realised it was Brain Williams and that there’s no difference between them.
When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.
Oh my god, I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.
AU: Dean comes to new school, where draws attention of Castiel - a shy and silent boy. Dean is under his charm and they start dating. However, soon everything breaks down because Dean fucking Winchester is not the long-term boyfriend type. He leaves Cas with a broken heart. And then, 10 years later, they meet again…
you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?
fucking FAKE POCKETS
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason